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malachitegrey:

Such a flattering description of us Virgos on my horoscope calendar this month. “You are a barren, rust-colored lower intestine. Happy birthday!”

we virgos have it rough, my friend

1. He’s David Beckham

2. You’re Posh Spice

jonahryan:

amoyed:

is this what heaven looks like

THIS IS MY KIND OF POOL PARTY

shakespearee:

GoT cast + bobbleheads on instagram

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  • me: *names child butter*
  • me: *accidently brings home wrong child*
  • me: i can't believe it's not butter

*tina belcher groan*

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